Let me introduce myself. My name is Thomas and middle name is Roman. You can call me Tom, Tommy, Thomas, or even Roman. I dress like I live on Miami beach even though I can't swim. I love IN and OUT Burger. It's my cheat meal 7 days a week. My favorite TV shows are The Office and Game of Thrones. And most importantly, I am dog deprived, so I hope you have a dog at your wedding that I can share my love with. Seriously, I have a problem. I watch hundreds of dog videos on Facebook every week. I dream one day of having an army of Corgis and a Great Dane as their general.